when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke
who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me
homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes
That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??
just john green being the light of my life as usual
Question: “Is it wrong to do gay stuff, like just kissing?”
John Green: "Aww man… your question makes me so sad. No, of course it’s not wrong! If you want to kiss someone and they want to kiss you back, that is awesome! And don’t let anyone tell you you should be ashamed about that. People are so ashamed about their sexuality, but you shouldn’t be. It’s great!"
So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
complete with Lion King coloring books
There was a lego table
also, free massages.
This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college.
Our school should do this
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
THIS IS SO BRILLIANT
Do you think whoever made this realized it’s kind of a rape joke?
And it’s funny?
Sorry about the Reservoir Dogs spree… It’s one of my faves and I’ve just rewatched it (also, I generally have a lot of feels about Mr White and Mr Orange)